ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“这才是人生啊!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp乔微生筷子夹着老大一块海参,嗯,太饱了,有点吃不下,泡面就是个错误!
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“咦?雅典娜呢?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵摸了摸正在和扇贝较劲的姜宏晨的脑袋,突然感觉好像少个神。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“那个非主流女神吗?好像在……”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“哦!妾身马上去找找!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡主任直接打断了王富贵的发言。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp王富贵仿佛收到不知名的威胁一样全身打了个寒颤,立马老实啃鸡腿不说话。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“好吧,雅典娜人……嗯,神挺好的,就是见识少了点,脑子有点不好使,你别欺负她。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵了然地拍拍胡主任手背。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“哎呀,相公你放心,妾身不是什么小心眼的人。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞一脸温婉的微笑。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵看着胡乃贞走开,嗯,好像是小校场的方向?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp等等,阿狸提着那坨是什么东西?都打马赛克了!
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp呃,应该死不了神吧?cizi.org 永恒小说网
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“放心,没事的,雅典娜只是锻炼得有点累,明天她就可以活蹦乱跳了。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡主任回来很温柔地告诉张贵。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵耸耸肩,如是我闻,姑妄听之。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp翌日一早,照例来到小校场准备挨训的张贵懵了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp看着到处是金色的痕迹,呃,那是主神级别神祗的血色吧?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“啊呀,忘了洗地了。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞捂着小嘴,赶紧挥了挥手,地面一阵波动然后好像什么都没有发生。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“呃,那是神血吧?就这么埋了没问题?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵斜了胡乃贞一眼。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“应该是没问题的,不要在意这些细节。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞干笑着摆摆手。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“好,集中精神。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp关二爷的刀,必须集中精神戒备啊。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp虽然并没有什么卵用,张贵依然和死狗一样趴下了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“哎呀,相公,我穿这样行不行?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp刚洗完澡擦着头发,胡乃贞就蹦跶出来了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“还早呢,换什么衣服?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵一脸懵逼,晚上六点的热÷书会,现在才早上六点啊喂。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“矮牙,先看看嘛!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞抱住张贵就蹭。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“别动手动脚!看看就看看!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵扯开胡乃贞,麻蛋,一大早太刺激了,又不能做早操。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“那你看看,这个?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞转个圈。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“嘶……不得不得!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp这个裙子转起来怎么会飞?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“那……这个呗?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞换了身水手服。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“美少女沾湿啊?不得不得,太烧了。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵摇摇头。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“这个?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞再换。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“深井冰啊?女仆装你是要叫我少爷吗?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵摆摆手。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“老爷也行嘛,老爷您真讨厌!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞嗲嗲地娇嗔一声。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“嘶!打住!再换!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵可耻地……掉了一地鸡皮疙瘩。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“好嘛,这个呢?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞嘟嘟嘴转个身。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“能不能正常点?大冬天的穿露背?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵抽出了鸡毛掸子。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“别介!这个这个!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞赶紧换回来,不然被抽屁屁了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“太潮了吧?你先变回去之前捏那个脸……嗯,太潮了,土气点,换个棉裤棉袄。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵摸了摸下巴,咱要低调,又不是要去装逼。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“……这也太丑了吧?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞瞅瞅自己的造型,妈耶,翠花啊?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“呃,确实有点过,换个牛仔裤,弄件羽绒服……白色……黑色吧……行吧,就这样了。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵搓着下巴让胡乃贞变换衣服,弄个中规中矩的造型,应该差不多了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“……还是丑嘛!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞瘪着嘴。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“那要不你别去了?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵瞪着眼。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“好嘛,你说咋就咋了嘛。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞没了换装的兴致,灰溜溜撤了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“掌柜的,刚买的大卡,霸气不?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp申公豹叼着烟踹踹老大一台的新车。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“不是,你一头单身豹买台七座车干嘛?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵接过申公豹递过来的烟。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“……大啊!大气啊!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp申公豹噎了一下。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“车标可以拧出来当烟灰缸不?抖乃短视频里可火了。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵叼着烟拨弄着三叉星车标。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“去你的,你去老吕的r8,三菜一汤白饭任装。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp申公豹让张贵看吕洞宾的新车。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“哟,老吕也换车了,可是车标抠不下来啊。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵稀奇地瞅瞅吕洞宾红彤彤的新车,他是真的sao啊。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“挺快的啊,托谁买的啊?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵咂吧着嘴,瞄瞄自己那辆魔改……哦,不对,圣改版的小面包,琢磨着是不是也换个车烧包一下?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“老赵啊,效率可不错了,718不开了,给你爽。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp吕洞宾甩过来个车匙,跳进新车里。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵:“!!!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“老吕!车跟衣服一样,要勤点换哈!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵殷勤地给开车出门的吕洞宾摇着手。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbspsao红色的r8开了个s型,车窗伸出了个中指。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“走啊,去镇子上兜兜风!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp申公豹在驾驶座跟张贵招手。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“嘿嘿,俺也试试跑车的感觉。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵摸摸车钥匙,橙色其实也不是很sao嘛。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp是不是该配个墨镜?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp子墟镇xx眼镜店门口。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“掌柜的,你挑了半个小时挑个墨镜,sao不sao啊?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp申公豹扶了扶鼻梁上的墨镜,撇了撇嘴。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“老大不说老二,现在去哪里?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵双手插兜,戴墨镜一定要酷。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“有没有人多的地方?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp申公豹学着把手插进道袍。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵:“……要不你还是先去换套衣服?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp皮夹克牛仔裤戴墨镜的申公豹显然比穿道袍戴墨镜的申公豹顺眼多了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp前者小酷哥,后者算命的。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“这是你说人多的地方?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp申公豹一手插着牛仔裤兜一手夹着烟,神情有点呆滞。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“……这就是个小镇……唉,您先走您先走……算了,我们回吧,毫无意义啊。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵让过一个提着鸡笼的大妈,瞅瞅自己两个格格不入的装扮。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“走吧走吧,晚上去市里再装,神特么去农贸市场装逼?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp申公豹没好气地摘下墨镜,跳上大卡升一溜烟跑路。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵掂了掂718的车匙,要不要,去同学会装个逼?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp艾玛,这想法……好有诱惑力啊!
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp直到回到客栈,张贵还没有从这个诱人的想法中挣脱。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“吃shi吗?大佬!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp向日葵一片叶子拿着个盒子,一片叶子礼貌地和张贵招招。
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