ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“不客气,你自己吃吧。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵拒绝了向日葵的客套。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp算了算了,shi难吃,逼难装,还是老实点,低调点好。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp吹牛打屁时间过得挺快。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp门外传来汽车鸣笛的声音。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“掌柜的,还不出发啊?去市里快一个小时车程呢。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp吕洞宾在新车上招呼着张贵。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“好嘞,准备出发吧。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵回头招呼一下想要出去玩的神仙们。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“走。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp言简意赅的关二爷换了一身军绿色的t恤,大凶鸡鼓鼓囊囊的,二头肌爆炸得很。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“二爷,那啥,冬天呢,换个长袖成不?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵表情毫无波动。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“行。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp关二爷换了贴身的军绿长袖紧身衣,嗯,还是很爆炸,不过长袖看起来起码正常点。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“那啥,豹哥你就这样吧。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp看看申公豹皮夹克牛仔裤大墨镜叼烟的造型,张贵有点糟心。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“好啦好啦,走吧走吧。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp乔微生梳了个大背头,一身黑大衣倒是挺有赌神范,可惜大肚腩出卖了他。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“谁帮初遇把翅膀收一收?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵指了指初遇扑扇着的小翅膀。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“我来我来!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡主任手一挥,翅膀不见了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“喵呜?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp初遇扑扇了一下翅膀,感觉没问题啊,为啥瞅不着了?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp在乔微生大背头上转着圈找翅膀,很快就把他的大背头变成大鸡窝。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp乔微生:“……”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“大哥哥!走了吗?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp穿着粉粉的公主裙的女娃同学贼可爱啊!
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“走吧走吧。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp一把抱起女娃同学,张贵给她脸蛋啵了一个,太萌了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“嘻嘻!木啊!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp女娃同学也啵了张贵一下。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“等……等!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp正准备出门,后头传来一声抽搐的呐喊。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“嘶……那啥,雅典娜你还是回房休息一下比较好?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵被眼前拄着拐杖的猪头吓了一大跳,才反应过来是谁。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“神……神……农爷……帮……帮忙……”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp雅典娜猪头上挤个笑脸,贼恐怖哇。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp神农爷:“……”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp玛德,差点吓到老夫。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp一道光华之后,正常版的雅典娜出现了……嗯,不对,还是那个非主流版的。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“哎哟,谢谢神农爷!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp雅典娜丢开两根拐杖,掏出镜子照照,然后甜甜地冲神农爷笑笑。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp神农爷挥挥手,赶紧走,差点当妖怪拍了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“有点人样行不?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡主任嫌弃地瞅了眼雅典娜的萨亚人一样的冲天发型,噫,这朋克风的破牛仔裤,还有破洞里的网袜,绷带绑凶,满是铁钉的小外套,怎么看怎么不舒服!
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp还有那条缠腰的生锈铁链!
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“……好嘛。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp雅典娜瞅瞅胡主任那泛着冷光的眼神,不敢哔哔,赶紧换了一身。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp白色连衣长裙,银色的小项链,柔顺的金色披肩长发,看起来好有女神范,张贵都有点惊艳。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp等等,能不能不嚼口香糖?你那女神范没得了!
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“走啦走啦!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp吹着泡泡的雅典娜推了把审美观破碎的张贵。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“好吧,走吧走吧。谁跟我车……”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵放弃了718装逼了,走到圣·小面包旁,嗯,这个其实才是低调的奢华不是?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp咦?人呢?哦不,神呢?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp瞅瞅后头只跟着胡乃贞,张贵张望了一下其他神仙。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp呃,雅典娜女神经已经在r8的副驾了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp关二爷、乔微生正在观摩申公豹的大卡升,女娃正在车上撸初遇。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp呃,刚好718走起,放弃小面包吧。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp话说都718了,老婆也不能档次太低?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“阿狸你过来……雀斑去掉,嗯嗯鼻子再捏捏……”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp给胡主任捏了个校花级的脸,看起来还不错?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“这里也捏捏呗,你要多大?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp胡乃贞挺了挺……腰。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“呃,就这样挺好,走吧走吧。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵艰难地把龙爪手收回来,然后招呼大家出发。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp默名市,米奇林餐厅。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp看看餐厅招牌上面那个山寨的米胖子看起来还挺萌,但是你做成黄色是什么鬼?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵咽了口唾沫,感觉有些反胃。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp小城市路况不错,这时间看起来还有些早。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“掌柜的啊,这个就算真的是米其林餐厅,贫道也感觉吃不下啊。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp申公豹叼着烟,给张贵派了一根,指指那坨米(??)胖子。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“咳,我去问问有人来了没,你们自己琢磨办法进场哈。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵把烟夹到耳朵上,跟吕洞宾他们打了个招呼。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“不嘛不嘛,女娃跟着大哥哥!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp女娃同学把初遇放回乔微生怀里,蹦跶着过来拉着张贵手。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp乔微生刚想抱住初遇撸两下,刚才看了一路女娃撸,有点手痒。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“喵喵!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp初遇用行动拒绝了乔微生的打算,两下就蹦到他头上趴着了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp好嘛,不撸就不撸。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵一手挽着胡乃贞,一手拉着女娃往餐厅走。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp嗯,时不时抬头看一下,那坨黄色的东西真是太惹眼了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“您好,今天我们不对外营业。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp餐厅门口的小姐姐礼貌地拦住张贵。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵把手伸进大衣,从纳戒里拿出还在掉金粉的“邀请函”。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“这个是你们这里没错吧?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵小心地递过去,这玩意儿金粉怎么就掉不完?
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“哦,是的,您是麦总邀请的朋友对吧,先里面请。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp小姐姐做了个手势,引张贵进餐厅。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“哟!老张来啦!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp一进门就听到韩门的大嗓门。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“好久不见。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵对迎上来的韩门来了个热情的熊抱。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“哎呀!放放放手!勒死老子了!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp韩门拼命拍打张贵后背。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“卧槽,啥时候那么大力气了!咦?这是嫂夫人?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp韩门挣脱了张贵的怀抱,诧异地摸了把他的凶大机,然后瞅见一边的胡乃贞。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“咳,女朋友女朋友。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵拨开韩门瞎摸的手,不尴不尬地介绍一下。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“扯淡吧?闺女都这么大了还女朋友?结婚都没通知我?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp韩门低头看见拉着张贵手的小姑娘,眼神都变了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“瞎说,这是我妹妹!”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵赶紧解释一波。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“净胡扯,你家哪来的妹妹?”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp韩门对张贵家里的情况熟悉得很。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“远房的表亲,家里大人没了,寄养的。”
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp张贵只能瞎扯了。
ampnbspampnbspampnbspampnbsp“轰隆”!一道雷劈在张贵面前。
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